April 22, 2014

TTT #20: Top Ten Characters Who I Think Should Be Sentenced

Top Ten Tuesday is a weekly event hosted over at The Broke and the Bookish.

I had a  lot of fun with this week's topic. I tried to be creative and I think I did okay. I took this topic as an opportunity to express my feelings about certain characters who could really use some time away (in prison, an insane asylum, a resort, etc.) for one reason or another. I decided to sentence them. 

**This post does contain a few spoilers when I describe who certain characters should be sentenced. Therefore, if you haven't read the books that I mention at the beginning of the number then you should stop reading that said paragraph. Basically, just read with caution. :)

Top Ten Characters Who I Think Should Receive The Following Sentences (In No Particular Order)

1. Joffrey Baratheon - Game of Thrones - Sentence: Beheading - To save everyone some trouble Joffrey should have just been committed the minute he was born, but sadly he was not. He is a sadistic crazy little jerk. I even chose him over his very dirty "parents" to be sentenced, that is how much I hate Joffrey.

2.  Dolores Umbridge - Harry Potter Series - Sentence: Life in Azkaban w/out Parole - Umbridge is an evil villain that boils my blood more than anyone else in the entire HP series.

3. Jacob Black - Twilight - Sentence: Mental Health Facility - Besides the fact that Jacob is totally immature and I can't stand him, he falls in love with the baby of the girl he was originally in love with from the beginning. Ummm....it's just weird. I think talking it out with someone may help him.

4. Peeta Mellark - The Hunger Games - Sentence: Sabbatical - I want him to go away for mostly selfish reasons. I want him out of the way so Katniss will be with Gale forever.

5. Percy Jackson - Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus - Sentence: The Beach - Percy has literally been to hell and back. He deserves some R and R for as long as he wants where no monsters or Gods can bother him.

6. Hilly Holbrook - The Help - Sentence: Forced to Live in The Present - With this sentence I can only hope that Hilly would have a change of heart and realize her views are totally wrong, or maybe she will be so freaked out she will just stay inside at all times keeping to herself and not bothering anyone and suffer a little. I'll take either one.

7. Jake Stephens - Eat, Brains, Love - Sentence: Zombie Shock Collar/Ankle Monitor - I hate to say this about Jake since I like him and he isn't always hungry for people, but due to his zombie tendencies I think it would be safer for everyone if he was monitored.

8. Gollum - Lord of The Rings - Sentence: A Peaceful Afterlife - Gollum was crazy and had some serious problems once the ring bacame his precious and deserves some punishment, but since he is already dead and gone I can only hope that he finally found peace.

9. Victor & Eli - Vicious - Sentence: A Padded Room Where They Can't Use Their Powers - I may love these characters, but if you read the book you know why I put them on this list.

10. WICKED - The Maze RunnerSentence: Complete Shut Down - This organization is just messed up and should be shut down, and everyone working for them should be committed.

26 comments:

  1. This is such a creative take on the idea! I love it. Joffery annoyed the poo out of me as well. I also want Umbridge to go to Azkaban with the Dementor-era guards. :)

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    1. Thank you! Umbridge deserves those Dementors.

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  2. I love these!!! The Hilly one is FREAKING PERFECT! And I totally agree - poor Percy needs a rest. So creative!

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    1. Thank you so much! The Hilly one is probably my favorite one. :)

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  3. Wow, your list was so creative! I love it! Except, I gotta agree-to-disagree about Peeta! lol I adore Peeta and I thought Gale went a little nuts at the end. ;)

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    1. Thank you! For some reason Peeta does grow on me but I still love Gale even though he did go a little nuts. ;)

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  4. I love your idea! I completely agree with your hate for Joffrey, I don't think I have ever hated a character so much! Umbridge is also a horrible character who should have life in Azkaban! Great list :)

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    1. Joffrey makes me so mad and makes me want to vomit every time I see him.

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  5. Great idea and list! I totally agree with you and your choices, except for Peeta - I root for him and Katniss. :p And Gollum definitely needs a peaceful afterlife, he was so misunderstood.

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    1. Thank you, and yes, I think Gollum deserves some peace after everything, he may be mad/crazy but it isn't really his fault.

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  6. Dolores, Jacob, Peeta, Jake... yes, yes, yes, yes! Although I might go a bit further with Jacob Black and recommend castration. He basically fell in love with Bella's ovary. Do we really want him procreating?

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    1. HAHAHAAH - Castration....I'm laughing so hard, very nice.

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  7. Great picks here! I definitely agree with Joffrey and Umbridge. They were horrible!! Thanks for stopping by my Top Ten Tuesday!

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  8. hahaha..I say, "Off with their heads!" Great list..these are all characters I loved to hate

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  9. So creative -- I love it! And totally agree with all the ones I am familiar with :)

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  10. Ughh Umbridge!!! I think I hated her more than Voldemort. I totally agree she should be sentenced! I'm planning on reading Eat, Brains, Love soon... so I'll get to see what I think about Jake. Sounds like he's not the worst zombie that ever was :)

    PS- I haven't read The Hunger Games yet (I know, I'm crazy), but I have watched the movies and I must say I <3 Peeta!!!! Maybe the books feature Gale more, but in the movies Peeta and her look so cute together!

    Thanks for stopping by My TTT

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    1. I'm pretty sure I hated Umbridge more than Voldemort as well.

      I hope you enjoy Eat, Brains, Love! I thought it was a cute fun zombie novel.

      I do have to say that Peeta and Katnis do look cute together, but that is it. lol ;)

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  11. I absolutely love this! Great job :-)

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  12. OMG Dolores Umbridge. I hate that women with a fiery passion. I fully support this sentencing. But Victor & Eli? We wouldn't have such an awesome book if they were locked in padded rooms. How about that bitch of sister though. She's a real piece of work.

    Where are you in GoT? Are you reading/watching the TV series?

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    1. Good point about Victor & Eli, the book would be nowhere near as awesome, but they are a little crazy and couldn't hurt to be locked away. Good point on the sister...I hadn't read it in a while I forgot!

      So I have yet to read the books, but I am all caught up on the TV show! You?

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    2. I haven't started Season 4 of the TV show yet but I'm caught up on the books. I was asking because of your #1 :)

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    3. I really should read the books.

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  13. 2 & 4 yes absolutley agree! I laughed at 3, but you are so right he has major issues.

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    1. Jacob does have some issues, and well he is reallly immature and annoying for most of the books. :/ I'm glad to see another Gale fan!!!

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  14. I love your idea! I totally agree with most of your sentences except Peeta (Katniss and Peeta forever!!!). And I just want to say I think the whole Jacob falling in love with Bella daughter was creepy and just a cop out so he wouldn't be left alone at the end of the book.

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    1. Jacob should have just been alone. lol

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